Friday, 30 December 2011

economics professor statement

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little..
The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. It could not be any simpler than that.
Remember, there IS a test coming up. The 2012 elections.

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Thursday, 29 December 2011

HUMANITY STORY HEART TOUCHING ONE

A HEART Touching Story ♥
A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy's father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the dad yelled:
"Why did U take all this time to come? Don't U know that my son's life is in danger? Don't U have any sense of responsibility?"

Th...e doctor smiled & said:
"I am sorry, I wasn't in the hospital & I came as fast as I could after receiving the call...... And now, I wish you'd calm down so that I can do my work"

"Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would U calm down? If your own son dies now what will U do??" said the father angrily

The doctor smiled again & replied: "I will say what Job said in the Holy Book "From dust we came & to dust we return, blessed be the name of God". Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go & intercede for your son, we will do our best by God's grace"

"Giving advises when we're not concerned is so easy" Murmured the father.

The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy,
"Thank goodness!, your son is saved!" And without waiting for the father's reply he carried on his way running. "If U have any question, ask the nurse!!"

"Why is he so arrogant? He couldn't wait some minutes so that I ask about my son's state" Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left.

The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: "His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son's surgery. And now that he saved your son's life, he left running to finish his son's burial."

Moral-Never judge anyone..... because U never know how their life is & what they're going through"
Don't Forget To Share Dis SPREAD HUMANITY :)

Wednesday, 28 December 2011

Kindly share it

Kindly, share this valuable information wherever possible.

2.  Where you can search for any BLOOD GROUP, you will get thousand's
     of donor address. www.friendstosupport.org

3. Engineering Students can register in www.campuscouncil.com to
attend Off Campus for 40 Companies.

4. Free Education and Free hostel for Handicapped/Physically
Challenged children.
   Contact :- 9842062501 & 9894067506.

5. If anyone met with fire accident or people born with problems in
their ear, nose and mouth can get free PLASTIC

   SURGERY done by Kodaikanal   PASAM Hospital . From 23rd March to
4th April by German Doctors.
   Everything is free. Contact: 045420-240668, 245732
   "Helping Hands are better than Praying Lips"

6. If you find any important documents like Driving license, Ration
card, Passport, Bank Pass Book, etc., missed by

    someone, simply put them into any nearby Post Boxes.

   They will automatically reach the owner and Fine will be collected
from them.

7.  By the next 10 months, our earth will become 4 degrees hotter than
what it is now. Our Himalayan glaciers are melt

    at rapid rate. So let all of us lend our hands to fight GLOBAL WARMING.
    -Plant more Trees.
    -Don't waste Water & Electricity.
    -Don't use or burn Plastics

8.  It costs 38 Trillion dollars to create OXYGEN for 6 months for all
Human beings on earth.
     "TREES DO IT FOR FREE"
     "Respect them and Save them"

9.   Special phone number for Eye bank and Eye donation: 04428281919
and 04428271616

     (Sankara Nethralaya Eye Bank). For More information about how to
donate eyes plz visit these sites. http://ruraleye.org/

10.  Heart Surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yr) Sri Valli Baba
Institute Bangalore. 10.
      Contact : 9916737471

11. Medicine for Blood Cancer!!!!
     'Imitinef Mercilet' is a medicine which cures blood cancer. It’s
available free of cost at

     "Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai". Create Awareness. It might
help someone.
     Cancer Institute in Adyar, Chennai
     Category:  Cancer
     Add ress:
     East Canal Bank Road, Gandhi Nagar
     Adyar
     Chennai -600020
     Landmark: Near Michael School
     Phone:  044-24910754  044-24910754 ,   044-24911526  044-24911526 ,
     044-22350241   044-22350241

12.  Please CHECK WASTAGE OF FOOD
      If you have a function/party at your home in India and food gets wasted,

      don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India ) - It’s not a Joke,
This is the number of Child helpline.
      They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this
message which can help feed many children.

AND LETS TRY TO HELP INDIA BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN

Please Save Our Mother Nature for
"OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS"


Loka Samastha Sukhino Bhavantu
(May all the people of the world be happy )

"Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need but not every man's
greed." - Mahatma Gandhi


Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Dont worry if ur mobile is lost

If u lose your mobile..............??

This is how it works!!!!!!

1. Dial
... ...
*#06# from your mobile.

2. Your mobile shows a unique 15 digit.

3. Note down this no anywhere but except your mobile as this is the no which will help trace your mobile in case of a theft.

4. Once stolen you just have to mail this 15 digit IMEI no. to cop@vsnl.net

5. No need to go to police.

6. Your Mobile will be traced within next 24 hrs via a complex system of GPRS and internet.

7. You will find where your hand set is being operated even in case your no is being changed. PASS ON THIS VERY IMP MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.

If u lost your mobile, send an e-mail to cop@vsnl.net

With the following info

Your name:

Address:
Phone model:
Make:
Last used No.:
E-mail for communication:
Missed date:
IMEI No.:

21 facts

1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions.
2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!
3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.

4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.
5. The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.


6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.

7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.

8. Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.

9. It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.

10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.

11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

13. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.

14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

15. Everyone's tongue print is different, like fingerprints.

16. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn't stay in the gut. It will pass through the system
and be excreted.

17. At 40 Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.

18. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.

19. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot, left foot.

20. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a atty meal.

21. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting

Miracle Drink : Carrot, Beet Root and Apple

This MIRACLE DRINK has been circulating for a long time long ago. It is worth your while to take note. There is a celebrity Mr. Seto who swears by it. He wants to make it public to draw the attention of people who have cancers. This is a drink that can protect bad cells forming in your body or it will restrain its growth! Mr. Seto had lung cancer. He was recommended to take this drink by a famous Herbalist from China. He has taken this drink diligently for 3 months and now his health is restored, and he is ready to take a pleasure trip. Thanks to this drink! It does not hurt for you to try.

It is like a Miracle Drink! It is simple.
You need one 
beet root, one carrot and one apple that combine together to make the JUICE !

Wash the above, cut with the skin on into pieces and put them into the juicer and immediately you drink the juice. You can add some lime or lemon for more refreshing taste

This Miracle Drink will be effective for the following ailments:

1. Prevent cancer cells to develop. It will restrain cancer cells to grow.
2. Prevent liver, kidney, pancreas disease and it can cure ulcer as well.
3. Strengthen the lung, prevent heart attack and high blood pressure.
4. Strengthen the immune system
5. Good for the eyesight, eliminate red and tired eyes or dry eyes
6. Help to eliminate pain from physical training, muscle ache
7. Detoxify, assist bowel movement, eliminate constipation. Therefore it will make skin healthy & LOOK more radiant. It is God sent for acne problem.
8. Improve bad breath due to indigestion, throat infection,
9. Lessen menstrual pain
10. Assist Hay Fever Sufferer from Hay Fever attack.

There is absolutely no side effect. Highly nutritious and easily absorbs! Very effective if you need to loose weight. You will notice your immune system will be improved after 2 week routine. Please make sure to drink immediately from the juicer for best effect.

WHEN TO DRINK IT;

DRINK IT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING WITH THE EMPTY STOMACH! AFTER ONE HOUR YOU CAN EAT BREAKFAST. FOR FAST RESULTS DRINK 2 TIMES A DAY, IN THE MORNING AND BEFORE 5 P.M.

YOU WILL NEVER REGRET! IT DOES NOT COST YOU MUCH MONEY!

Sunday, 25 December 2011

India facing Questions

India is facing some really serious question
1-hum chloromint kyue khate hai?
2-meloady itne chocolaty kyue hai?
3-kya ap k tooth paste meh namak hai?
Nd now...
...
...
.......................
4-why this kolawari kolawari di..lol

Monday, 19 December 2011

Engineerings vs doctors

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So both groups gather at Pune Station.??
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):?

———— ——— ——— ——– ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— - -?
7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..?
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come……?
When TC arrives,?
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes?
?
———— ——— ——— —- ———— ——— ——— ———— - ———–?
Doctors decided, “this time we will prove that we too are equal”….All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don’t buy any ticket at all!!!!!..?

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their?superiority?.
Away…..?
NOW on return Journey All of them don’t get a direct Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE?
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
TC arrives….?
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE.??!?
———— ——— ——— ——— –?
SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.?
?
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets ………… ……. …..?

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the?
ticket and comes in Engg. Bathroo! m… TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they areheavily fined.
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA):?
This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.?
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets…Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time…
Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train……. ….?

Conclusion:?Technically intelligent people are geniuses, don’t mess with Engineers.

Friday, 16 December 2011

VIT Doing business or giving future

VIT giving great future to students or doing business??????
This topic is on debate among most of them......
Through VIT most of the students are turning out into great engineers,softwares etc....at the same time they taking so much of amount from each and every student.
Students through their knowledge selected into companies but they have to pay money to VIT for it as VIT is getting that company to them for interview.
But some says it is fare enough ,but some says it is not at all fare....
It is fare enough because without money ,with free of cost no one can get such big MNC company job.....
It is not fare enough because students through their talent they are selected in the big MNC companies why they have pay amount to the VIT?

please dont take it personally, it is the topic to discuss and debate , do post your comments what you think.......and support yourself.

Thursday, 15 December 2011

Hilarious One

Infosys employee Mohan's personal mobile rang when he was in office,
on a boring Monday afternoon.


"Hello Sir, this is from HDFC Bank sir, we have a very good offer with
our new Golden Credit Card which has an enhanced monthly limit and
lesser interest rates. Can u spare a minute so that I expla..."


" Ya ya.. Infact I was exactly in need of that. U called me at the
right time. But I ve a meeting at 5 o clock. As its still 2 pm , go
on"


"Oh thank You sir. Well this card provides you unlimited offers,
discounts in..(blah blah blah)"

"hmm.. Oh ok... Nice"

"not only that ithas provisions for emi ... (blah blah blah blah)"

"wow..thats great..."



She explains him all the ins and outs of that card for hours and finally asks

"So, sir, would you like to have one?"

"Well, it really looks cool. But I need a moment to think. Also, since
its already half past 4, I need to get prepared for the meeting. So
can I tell you my decision tomorrow if you don't mind? "

"No problem sir, I shall call you tomorrow, have a nice day sir."



Next day, she calls and now he asks for comparison between their and
other banks' cards. She explains him to the best of her knowledge, for
more than an hour, going through various websites and databases.

"Very cool sounds interesting. But as a software engineer, I know that
no product is without drawbacks. So, tomorrow can u call me and
briefly, in one or two hours, explain the potential risks in that? "



"Ok sir , no problem. Have a nice day" says with a bit of frustration.

"Oh God, how much analysis they do ! May be that's why he is in
Infosys, the software giant" she thinks.



For the next 2 days same thing continues as she explains him about the
risks, the future enhancements , what if he goes abroad in between and
stuffs like those for hours together.



On Friday, she calls him again and after giving him again a summary of
what she had explained in the last 4 days, she asks finally

"Sir , now would you like to buy?"



"Infact , the offer is good and beneficial. But I m not interested
now, please. I m sorry"



"Sir, but you told u were in need of this"

"Yes, but that was on Monday. Please, I am sorry. "

"Ohh ok LLL" she says, all disappointed. "Anyway, sir, please atleast
fill in the form which I ll send u now, because I need the "Reason for
Rejection" part of that form to submit to my manager here, please, at
least"

"Sure . send it at
mohan_appuram@infosys.com<mailto:mohan_appuram@infosys.com>

The next day, she reads his filled form and as if to add up her
frustrations, she finds the "Reason for Rejection" column filled as '
I don't need it as my wife is back from her native' .



Confused of what it means, she calls him up again, annoyed by the way
heavy heads of the multinational giant think and examine a situation.



"Sir, can u please explain me what your reason of rejection actually
means. Please, I m not getting it"



"Oh that one... Listen. Actually, I ve newly bought a Virgin sim . So
for every incoming call, I got 20 ps per minute. Since you were
explaining it for hours together, I, on an average, got around 20 to
25 rupees every day. Using that, I used to call my wife who had been to
her native. As she is now back, I no longer need it. Your "CREDIT"
card actually provided credits to my sim. Moreover, when u r in a
company like this, u analyze a lot about how to save money!! " :)

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Test your knowledge

1. What is the expansion ( Full Form ) of YAHOO? 
2. What is the expansion ( Full Form ) of ADIDAS?
3. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
4. What is expansion of “ICICI?”
5. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot -
INDIA 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

6. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems
For two different countries?

7. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?
8. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
9. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug15th?
10. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
11. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
12. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned
From international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe

13. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by
Only one country (other than Vatican )?

14. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
Answer
1 Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle
2 ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports
3 Satellite Television Asian Region
4 Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India
5 That match was abandoned after people heard
   The news of Indira Gandhi being killed.

6 Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different
  Countries one is our ’s National anthem and another one is for
  BANGLADESH-(Amar Sonar* *Bangla )

7 Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: ‘god be with you’.
8 Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa
9 South Korea
10 Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR ,
     As it was known during the cold war)

11 Geoffrey Boycott
12 John Traicos
13 LESOTHO Surrounded from all sides by South Africa ..
14 Polo

Monday, 12 December 2011

KBC…..KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI????

Hi friends,yesterday night before sleeping i was browsing on net in youtube on my laptop,feeling so bore….then i saw a youtube video of KBC…then i got a thought..
we all know KBC is Good Business….
But have you ever pondered…
How Good….????
Any guesses?
lets see…………………..
Airtel is charging Rs.6/- per SMS sent for this contest.
Assuming there are only 100 entries from say 10 cities of some 20
districts and 20 states…
6(Rs/SMS) x 100(entries) x 10(cities) x 20(districts) x 20(states) =
6x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 = Rs.24,00,000
24 lakhs in 20 minutes. (People trying for the 2 lakhs cash prize)
Imagine what if 1000 entries try out from 100 cities?
The figure simply grows by 2 more zeroes and yields a whopping 24 Crores!!!!
And it does not stop there…
In practice it could be another multiple of 100 or a multiple of 1000 on an average.
In that case it is 24 x 100crores earnings in just 20 minutes on every episode!!!
And the prize money: A mere 2 crore..(and from whose pocket?)
Smart Business By Siddharth Basu!
And the best part of this calculation is just the SMS earning!!
What about the Ad money?
A rough annual profit calculation goes like this:
2400 x 5 x 4) (episode/month) x 12 = 5,76,000 crores.
Let even 50% get dissolved in taxes and other payments, still you will be left with (which includes even the meagre 480 crores of prize money i.e.if every episode bags 2 crore prize)!
2,88,000-crores profit !!! (only from SMS)
Simple Question: “KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI”
and your options are—
A) SONY TV
B) AIRTEL
C) AMITABH BACHAN
D) SIDDHARTH BASU
Computerji iska jawab bataiye….
Ans: All FOUR..!!!!

High Risk HR

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
  Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
 Man:- 365 days and some times 366
  Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
 Man:- 24 hours
  Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
 Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
  Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
 Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)
  Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
 Man:- 122 (1/3×366 = 122 in days)
  Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
 Man:- No sir
  Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
 Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
  Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
 Man:- 18 days.
  Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How  many days do you have remaining?
 Man:- 4 days
 Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
 Man:- No sir!
  Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
 Man:- No sir!
 Manager:- So how many days are left?
 Man:- 2 days sir!
  Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
 Man:- No sir!
 Manager:- So how many days are left?
 Man:- 1 day sir!
  Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
 Man:- No sir!
 Manager:- So how many days are left?
 Man:- None sir!
  Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
 Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.
  Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
  HR = HIGH RISK

Tomato and potato

Each Friday night after work,
Sardar ji would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs.
But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics …
And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.
The Priest came to visit Sardar ji and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study,Sardar ji attended Mass…
And as the priest sprinkled holy water over him and said,
You were born a Sikh, and raised as a Sikh, but from now, you are a Catholic.”
Sardar ji’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.
The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs again filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed into Sardar ji’s backyard,
clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him,he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Sardar ji,
holding a small bottle of holy water
which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats
and chanted:
“Oye, you were born a chicken, and you were born a lamb, you were raised as a chicken and you were raised as a lamb but now onwards you are a potato and you are a tomato….”

Sunday, 11 December 2011

chadalawada ramanamma engineering college rankers

chadalawada ramanamma engineering college rankers

It is my privilege to share with you all ,that chadalawada ramanamma engineering college students are JNTU rankers, And i am one of them.






Sakshi paper news about chadalawada ramanamma engineering college.....

http://www.crectirupati.com/

JNTU MATERIALS FOR STUDENTS

Story of Pilot on Human realtions

My parents left for our native place on Thursday and we went to the airport to see them off. In fact, my father had never traveled by air before, so I just took this opportunity to make him experience the same. In spite of being asked to book tickets by train, I got them tickets on Jet Airways. The moment I handed over the tickets to him, he was surprised to see that I had booked them by air. The excitement was very apparent on his face, waiting for the! time of travel. Just like a school boy, he was preparing himself on that day and we all went to the airport, right from using the trolley for his luggage, the baggage check-in and asking for a window seat and waiting restlessly for the security check-in to happen. He was thoroughly enjoying himself and I, too, was overcome with joy watching him experience all  these things.
As they were about to go in for the security check-in, he walked up to me with tears in his eyes and thanked me. He became very emotional and it was not as if I had done something great but the fact that this meant a great deal to him. When he said thanks, I told him there was no need to thank me.. But later, thinking about the entire incident, I looked back at my life. As a child, how many dreams our parents have made come true. Without understanding the financial situation, we ask for cricket bats, dresses, toys, outings, etc. Irrespective of their affordability, they have catered to all our needs. Did we ever think about the sacrifices they had to make to accommodate many of our wishes? Did we ever say thanks for all that they have done for us? Same way, today when it comes to our children, we always think that we should put them in a good school. Regardless of ! the amount of donation, we will ensure that we will have to give the child the best, theme parks, toys, etc.. But we tend to forget that our parents have sacrificed a lot for our sake to see us happy, so it is our responsibility to ensure that their dreams are realized and what they failed to see when they were young. It is our responsibility to ensure that they experience all those and their life is complete.

                            Many times, when my parents had asked me some questions, I have actually answered back without patience. When my daughter asks me something, I have been very polite in answering. Now I realize how they would have felt at those moments. Let us realize that old age is a second childhood and just as we take care of our children, the same attention and same care needs to be given to our parents and elders. Rather than my dad saying thank you to me, I would want to say sorry for making him wait so long for this small dream. I do realize how much he has sacrificed for my sake and I will do my best to give the best possible attention to all their wishes..
Just because they are old does not mean that they will have to give up everything and keep sacrificing for their grandchildren also. They have wishes, too.   Please Take care of your parents. THEY ARE PRECIOUS.

Saturday, 10 December 2011

Breaking news

Hi all see the breaking news
http://zeenews.india.com/
By seeing this i was shocked , and by seeing this u also be shocked.......
BREAKING NEWS MUST WATCH.....
http://zeenews.india.com/

Thursday, 8 December 2011

cog2011elt

I completed my btech in CREC clooege of tirupathi,in my final year i was selected to CTS in off campus in VIT.
I was very happy that i was selected in one of the best MNC company.
I joined the cognizant in june 3 rd 2011.
I was called as COG2011ELT.
cog2011elt is a group of freshers who joined the cognizant in 2011.
Freshers are called as ELTS.
cog2011elt

By clicking the above u viewed one of the freshers blog i.e one of the cog2011elt team mate.

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Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Story on Time management

I like to share this story with u all …….
Time management….
When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.
A professor stood before his philosophy class
and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly,
He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
And proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students, if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open Areas between the golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively
filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
‘Now,’ said the professor, as the laughter subsided,
‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things - family,
children, health, Friends, and Favorite passions –
Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, Your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car.
The sand is everything else –The small stuff.
‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ He continued,
there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff,
You will never have room for the things that are important to you.
So…
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play With your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.
There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.
‘Take care of the golf balls first –
The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.
The professor smiled
‘I’m glad you asked’.
It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
There’s always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.

Wipro chairman Mr. Azim prem ji's comment on Reservation

Today i listened the speech on Reservation ,it is so great, so i like to share it with u all..please read it carefully and think of it…..
* I think we should …have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let’s start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC /ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an SC/ST/OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by a SC/ST/OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An SC/ST/OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century. We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our SC/ST/OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an SC/ST/OBC player. Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal. Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an SC/ST/OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters. There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let’s recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians (that can really help the country.. ) Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country..) Let’s be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward… Let’s show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let’s be proud of being an INDIAN.. May the good breed of politicians long live.. *

IS LPG CYLINDER HAS EXPIRY DATE?


IS LPG CYLINDER HAS EXPIRY DATE?
For the above question mostly i asked my friends some says "Yes" ,some says "No" and some says
"i dont know".
Something informative.
This information is useful.......

Do you know that there is an expiry date (physical life) for LPG cylinders?

Expired Cylinders are not safe for use and may cause accidents.
In this regard, please be cautious at the time of accepting any LPG cylinder from the vendor.

Most of us dont know how we check the expiry of LPG cylinders.

Here is how we can check the expiry of LPG cylinders:

On one of three side stems of the cylinder, the expiry date is coded alpha numerically as follows A or B or C or D and some two digit number following this e.g. D06.
The alphabets stand for quarters -
1. A for March (First Qtr),
2. B for June (Second Qtr),
3. C for Sept (Third Qtr),
4. D for December (Fourth Qtr).
The digits stand for the year till it is valid. Hence D06 would mean December qtr of 2006.
Please Return Back the Cylinder that you get with a Expiry Date, they are prone to Leak and other Hazardous accidents...
The second example with D13 allows the cylinder
to be in use Up to Dec 2013.
Kindly pass this on,
for creating awareness

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

OMNITURE (DIGITAL PULSE DEBUGGER)

Hi all, today i would like to share very interesting topic.

OMNITURE:


1.Digital Pulse Debugger
•It allows to view the parameters.
•It is an omniture free tool.
2.SETTING THE DEBUGGER
www.omniture.com.

 Add to Favorites
Favorites again.
Properties.
Follow the steps below to set up the JavaScript Debugger.
1. Open a browser window.
2. Go to any URL, for example,
3. In the browser window, click Favorites.
4. Click it.

5. Type the name of the favorite as DigitalPulse Debugger or some other unique name that will help you identify it.
6. Click
7. Right-click the DigitalPulse Debugger favorite you just created.
8. Click it.
9. Delete all text from the URL field of the Properties window.
10. Paste the following text into the URL field of the Properties window.
javascript:void(window.open(%22%22,%22dp_debugger%22,%22width=600,height=600,location=0,menubar=0,
status=1,toolbar=0,resizable=1,scrollbars=1%22).document.write(%22%3Cscript%20language=\%22JavaScript\
%22%20id=dbg%20src=\%22http://www.digitalpulse.omniture.com/dp/debugger.js\%22%3E%3C/%22+%22scrip
t%3E%22));
11. Click OK.
12. Click Favorites again
.13. Click the name of the favorite you have selected for the debugger.

Very funny offical love letter

HI Today i got a mail from my friend ,i havent stopped laughing by seeing this so i am sharing with u all so u will have fun by reading this fun ofical love letter.
To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since
the 23rd of june(Thursday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 23th of june. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be
shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be
taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do
not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo HR Manager

my mom

Yesterday night when i was sleeping i was thinking of my mom, tears fell down from my eyes….i was thinking of my mom and crying i miss her a lot…………………………..
i was thinking that…
My mom carried me in her womb
for nine months… She felt sick for
months with nausea, then she
watched her feet swell & her skin
stretch & tear; she struggled to
… … climb stairs, she got breathless
quick; she suffered many
sleepless nights. She then went
through excruciating pain to
bring me into this world. Then,
she became my nurse, my chef,
my maid, my chauffeur, my
biggest fan, my teacher, & my best
friend. She struggled for me,
cried over me, hoped the best for
me, & prayed for me. Most of us
take our mom for granted. Re-
post if you love your mom more
than anything in this world!! i
LOVE U MOM!! ♥

Monday, 5 December 2011

“Kolveri IT version”-very funny…..

Hi folks,To day i got a mail from my friend it was too amazing hope u will enjoy by reading this song have fun :)
The famous kolveri song…in IT version…….
Really amazing……………..
 Kolaveri IT version :P
I sing a song… Error song…
White-u skinu clientu clientu
Clientu heartu Blacku
Issue u Issue u meet u meet u
… … My appraisal darku
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Dialogue1: ”mama.. notes eduthuko.. apadiye kaila KT eduthuko”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Sariya reverse KT sollu
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve ve
Dialogue2:”he he he he.. Super maama super maama.. ready? 1…. 2uu.. 3eee 4”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve
Dialogue3:” Ok. Maama.. now tune change.. uh?”
Kaila Mouse u(Di:”illa illa only English huh”)
Hand-la mouse uu Screen la code u
Code u fulla error uu
Empty lifeu project come u
Life reversu gearu
Bug bug u. Oh my bug u
U showed me BOW u
Beer u beer u.. Holy beer u
I want you here now u
God I am dying now u
PM happy how u
This song is for IT guys u
We don’t have choice u
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..di
I am sharing this song…view it have a fun…..:)
dedicated to all IT people

Usability vs. Accessibility

If some years ago making a website was a job even for those who were extremely young, nowadays the field of web design has turned into a real industry, where it is harder and harder to fight against web design companies or agencies that have already developed a strong presence.
The creation of a website starts with a good layout, usually a .psd file and then it is sliced into HTML and CSS. Regarded as unnecessary (still) some website owners hire a content writer to create the text of the online presence and a SEO specialist that has as the main purpose to obtain a higher position in the search of the engines. It’s true that a website may be done by a single person, but the entire process has become more sophisticated, therefore very few manage to be successful by themselves.
A respectable website should pass the minimum requirements of two new features: the accessibility and usability, both of them very important and somehow having many common elements. Having an accessible and usable website will become a legal requirement sooner or later, no one should ignore that the Internet is a free medium and this feature must be kept until the end of the world. To implement these features isn’t rocket science but clearly, a complete background is necessary in order to do it professionally. The first step in making a website accessible and usable is to make a distinction between the twin terms, usability and accessibility.

Sunday, 4 December 2011

SAVE THE INDIAN RUPEE

HI ALL,
I am sharing this information to save our indian rupee,
PLEASE SAVE THE INDIAN RUPEE
YOU CAN MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE TO THE INDIAN ECONOMY BY FOLLOWING FEW SIMPLE STEPS:-
Please spare a couple of minutes here for the sake of India .
I got this article from one of my friends, but it’s true. I can see this in day to day life.
Here’s a small example:-
Before 12 months 1 US $ = INR Rs 39
After 12 months, now 1 $ = INR Rs 50
Do you think US Economy is booming? No, but Indian Economy is Going Down.
Our economy is in your hands….
INDIAN economy is in a crisis. Our country like many other ASIAN countries, is undergoing a severe economic crunch. Many INDIAN industries are closing down. The INDIAN economy is in a crisis and if we do not take proper steps to control those, we will be in a critical situation.
More than 30,000 crore rupees of foreign exchange are being siphoned out of our country on products such as cosmetics, snacks, tea, beverages, etc… which are grown, produced and consumed here.
A cold drink that costs only 70 / 80 paise to produce, is sold for Rs.9 and a major chunk of profits from these are sent abroad. This is a serious drain on INDIAN economy.
We have nothing against Multinational companies, but to protect our own interest we request everybody to use INDIAN products only at least for the next two years. With the rise in petrol prices, if we do not do this, the Rupee will devalue further and we will end up paying much more for the same products in the near future.
What you can do about it?
1. Buy only products manufactured by WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.
2. ENROLL as many people as possible for this cause…..
Each individual should become a leader for this awareness. This is the only way to save our country from severe economic crisis. You don’t need to give-up your lifestyle. You just need to choose an alternate product.
All categories of products are available from WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.
LIST OF PRODUCTS
COLD DRINKS:-
DRINK LEMON JUICE, FRESH FRUIT JUICES, CHILLED LASSI (SWEET OR SOUR), BUTTER MILK, COCONUT WATER, JAL JEERA, ENERJEE, and MASALA MILK…
INSTEAD OF COCA COLA, PEPSI, LIMCA, MIRINDA, SPRITE
BATHING SOAP:-
USE CINTHOL & OTHER GODREJ BRANDS, SANTOOR, WIPRO SHIKAKAI, MYSORE SANDAL, MARGO, NEEM, EVITA, MEDIMIX, GANGA , NIRMA BATH & CHANDRIKA
INSTEAD OF LUX, LIFEBUOY, REXONA, LIRIL, DOVE, PEARS, HAMAM, LESANCY, CAMAY, PALMOLIVE
TOOTH PASTE:-
USE NEEM, BABOOL, PROMISE, VICO VAJRADANTI, PRUDENT, DABUR PRODUCTS, MISWAK
INSTEAD OF COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, CIBACA, FORHANS, MENTADENT.
TOOTH BRUSH: -
USE PRUDENT, AJANTA , PROMISE
INSTEAD OF COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, FORHANS, ORAL-B
SHAVING CREAM:-
USE GODREJ, EMAMI
INSTEAD OF PALMOLIVE, OLD SPICE, GILLETE
BLADE:-
USE SUPERMAX, TOPAZ, LAZER, ASHOKA
INSTEAD OF SEVEN-O -CLOCK, 365, GILLETTE
TALCUM POWDER:-
USE SANTOOR, GOKUL, CINTHOL, WIPRO BABY POWDER, BOROPLUS
INSTEAD OF PONDS, OLD SPICE, JOHNSON’S BABY POWDER, SHOWER TO SHOWER
MILK POWDER:-
USE INDIANA, AMUL, AMULYA
INSTEAD OF ANIKSPRAY, MILKANA, EVERYDAY MILK, MILKMAID.
SHAMPOO:-
USE LAKME, NIRMA, VELVETTE
INSTEAD OF HALO, ALL CLEAR, NYLE, SUNSILK, HEAD AND SHOULDERS, PANTENE
MOBILE CONNECTIONS:-
USE BSNL, AIRTEL
INSTEAD OF HUTCH
Food Items:-
Eat Tandoori chicken, Vada Pav, Idli, Dosa, Puri, Uppuma
INSTEAD OF KFC, MACDONALD’S, PIZZA HUT, A&W
Every INDIAN product you buy makes a big difference. It saves INDIA . Let us take a firm decision today.
BUY INDIAN TO BE INDIAN - We are not against of foreign products.
WE ARE NOT ANTI-MULTINATIONAL. WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE OUR NATION. EVERY DAY IS A STRUGGLE FOR A REAL FREEDOM. WE ACHIEVED OUR INDEPENDENCE AFTER LOSING MANY LIVES.
THEY DIED PAINFULLY TO ENSURE THAT WE LIVE PEACEFULLY. THE CURRENT TREND IS VERY THREATENING.
MULTINATIONALS CALL IT GLOBALIZATION OF INDIAN ECONOMY. FOR INDIANS LIKE YOU AND ME, IT IS RE-COLONIZATION OF INDIA . THE COLONIST’S LEFT INDIA THEN. BUT THIS TIME, THEY WILL MAKE SURE THEY DON’T MAKE ANY MISTAKES.
WHO WOULD LIKE TO LET A “GOOSE THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS” SLIP AWAY?
PLEASE REMEMBER: POLITICAL FREEDOM IS USELESS WITHOUT ECONOMIC INDEPENDENCE
RUSSIA , S.KOREA , MEXICO - THE LIST IS VERY LONG!! LET US LEARN FROM THEIR EXPERIENCE AND FROM OUR HISTORY. LET US DO THE DUTY OF EVERY TRUE INDIAN.
FINALLY, IT’S OBVIOUS THAT YOU CAN’T GIVE UP ALL OF THE ITEMS MENTIONED ABOVE. SO GIVE UP AT LEAST ONE ITEM FOR THE SAKE OF OUR COUNTRY!
We would be sending useless forwards to our friends daily. Instead, please forward this mail to all your friends to create awareness.
“LITTLE DROPS MAKE A GREAT OCEAN .”
PLEASE TRY TO BE AN INDIAN….. ———————————————————————————
Right things are not possible always.
Possible things are not right always.
Be true to your heart and obey your conscience.
You will never go wrong.

Letter to the God

Every man in his life has wishes in their life,without that means they would be called as “swami ji” or “sanyasi”.
when we get any trouble ,we will pray to god and wish him that trouble should be gone or if we want anything also we pray to god and ask him please give me god like that.
one day i saw a little boy praying god because he want 50 rs.He continously praying to god for 4 weeks but nothing happend so he decided to write a letter to the God.
So Finally he decided 2 write a letter 2 God requesting Rs50.
When post office staff received a letter addressed 2 God, they forwarded it 2 the President.
… … President was so amused, she instructed her secretary 2 send the little boy Rs 20.
As she thought Rs50 would be a lot of
money for him.
The little boy was delighted with Rs20 & decided 2 write a thank u note 2 God.
‘Dear God, Thank u very much 4 sending d money. However,
I noticed dat u have sent it through ‘Rashtrapati Bhavan’ (Through Government Building) & those corrupt donkeys ate my 30 rupees!

Thursday, 6 October 2011

Intresting point in SEO

Looking across SEO part i came across some intresting point i.e when we search for "click here" keyword in google search engine,the first place is for Adobe Reader Downlaod even though the Adobe reader website doesnot include the keyword "click here".
why?why the Adobe Reader is in first place while we search the keyword "click here"?As we know the website Adobe Reader doesnot include the keyword "click here" then why the Adobe Reader is  in the first place in search?
Mostly all of them have this question in their mind especially the new comers or freshers in this SEO domain and even if this question is not arised in mind by reading this blog all have same question why the Adobe Reader is in first place in search while searching the keyword "click here"?
The simple answer for this is "because of the off page factor ".
Off page factor i.e "anchor text".Anchor text includes the keyword "click here" in Download point,which plays major role.
In the "Download now" button includes the anchor text in which the keyword "click here" is there,Because of this by searching the keyword "click here" the Adobe Reader Download is in the first place in search.
Thus the off page factor also plays a major role in SEO.
After knowing the answer it may be simple and funny but before that this question is a very tough  and cohesive.

Online Advertizing According To SEO and WEBANALYTICS

In SEO and Webanalytics terms Online Advertizing is a Campaign Management.Different types of ads includes contexual ads,Rich panel ads,paper ads,banner ads.
Advetiser for example includes Sony,BMW etc,Publisher for example includes Google,Yahoo,Ad Agency for example includes Adzone,Funmark,NDTV,Pixelmedia-asia.com,Mediatwopointzero.com.
Ad Agency acts a intermediate role between Advertiser and Publisher which needs to meet ROI(return on investment).
Ad Serving process includes Publisher and server , Agency and server.
Ad Server types includes :
*24/7 Real Media,
*Zedo,
*Atlas,
*Accipter
*Dobleclick(DART) which is owned by Google,
*Ad Expert,
*OAS(Open Ad Stream)
*Ruby which is owned by Yahoo,
*Ad Tech
Ad Space  & Ad Units
.728*90(Leader Board(LB))
.300*250((Mid Page Unit)or(Message Plus Unit)(MPU))
.160*600(Sky Scrapper)
             They have to be get authorized or registered  or approved  by IAB(Interactive Advertising Bureau) standard.
Online Advertising options
            Online ad networks effectively act as a one step interface between multiple advetisers and publishers.
By using Online Ad Network(which is a collection of websites) we can give ad to all websites at once.

Thursday, 29 September 2011

Basic SEO Tools

1)Webmaster tool
           * Webmaster tool for google,
           https://www.google.com/webmasters/tools/
           *Webmaster tool for yahoo,
           http://siteexplorer.search.yahoo.com/
           *Webmaster tool for bing,
          http://www.bing.com/toolbox/webmaster/
submit sitemaps,search engines easily crawl the URLs.
    2)XENU
    http://www.seointern.com/blog/xenu-free-tool.html
Total number of URLs in website is known by using XENU tool.
Broken links(which is not connect) & Orphan links(which is never reffered anywhere) are also known by using XENU tool.
3)Keyword reasearch tool
It is a word tracker.
It is a Google AdWords:
https://adwords.google.com/o/Targeting/Explorer?__u=1000000000&__c=1000000000&ideaRequestType=KEYWORD_IDEAS#search.none
It is Keyword reaserch tool-webmaster tool kit.
http://www.webmaster-toolkit.com/keyword-research-tool.shtml
4)Keyword density checker tool.
It shows the repetitors of keyword 3 to 5 times(minimum).
http://www.webconfs.com/keyword-density-checker.php,
http://www.iwebtool.com/keyword_density
5)Redirect checker tool
http://www.internetofficer.com/seo-tool/redirect-check/,
http://www.webconfs.com/redirect-check.php,
http://www.ragepank.com/redirect-check/,
http://www.webtoolhub.com/tn561352-url-redirection-checker.aspx,
6)Backlink checker tool
http://www.backlinkwatch.com/,
http://www.iwebtool.com/backlink_checker,
http://www.seo4experts.com/view/backlink_checker.php,
http://www.online-utility.org/webmaster/backlink_domain_analyzer.jsp,
http://www.seocentro.com/tools/search-engines/link-popularity.html,
http://www.seocentro.com/tools/search-engines/link-popularity.html,
http://www.webconfs.com/anchor-text-analysis.php,
http://www.backlinks4me.com/,
Thus the some of the Basic SEO tools,check it out the URLs.

How to submit a sitemap in webmaster tool

1.create a blog or any website.
2.open webmaster tools
https://accounts.google.com/ServiceLogin?service=sitemaps&passive=1209600&continue=https://www.google.com/webmasters/tools/submit-url?continue%3Dhttp://www.google.com/addurl/?continue%253D/addurl&followup=https://www.google.com/webmasters/tools/submit-url?continue%3Dhttp://www.google.com/addurl/?continue%253D/addurl
Sign in with your gmail account.
Add the site(your blog or your website)
After adding the site ,submit a sitemap.
To submit a sitemap ,
http://url/ of your blog or website/robots.txt use this address and the you get a sitemap link ,copy and paste it and submit a sitemap.
The link is
feeds/posts/default?orderby=updated.
Write or post a blog or create the designs of websites and use the webmaster tool to crawl the URLs,know about the keywords,Crawl errors,Queries,Url parameters,sitelinks,we can change the settings,we can view the messages and so on.

Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Importance of online publishing

Online publishing has many advantages.At first we know about the disadvantages of poplets like it is more cost effective,time wastage,and more man power is required.The disadvantages of poplets are the advantages of online publishing.
Improving online publishing makes the user interactive.To make the user interactive the content should be precise,theam oriented, crispy and easily understandble like it contains tag lines.
To make the content effective and attractive we should use grapical or pictorial representation in the content and use of animation and use of tag lines and also usage of front end languages like HTML(hyper text mark up language) and CSS(cascading style sheet).
Online publishing like we can use social media to make the content to be read by more number of people like in facebook posting and in twiters and liking the content in facebook ,forwarding the mails.Social media includes facebook,twiter,orkut,blogs.We can also publish it as a video and make it avaible in you tube so that it is reachble to more number of audience.Publishing on the site which is more popular.
HOW TO REACH VARIOUS NUMBER OF PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT PLACES.
We can publish the content in famous magzines.We have to make the heading so attrctive that all must be eager to read it.Sponsering the content in the natinal recognized functions.Using the projector in famous places where more number of people pass through.Mobile messaging(forwarding the messages).
Publishing in famous magzines,and advertisements.
usage of projects in famous places.
placing the content in famous websites.
usage of content and publishing  in social networks.
usage of content and publishing in digital banners.
Content heading plays and key role in reading the content by different users.Content heading should be so special and should be attractive and it should in the way that by reading the heading all should be eager to read what is there in the body of content.Content heading may be like a query format so on.Setting the content heading in a such a way that the name which is nearest to match according to the body of content.For instance the body is content is regarding news then the content heading should be nearst match like news or news letter so that it is easily searchable and it should be avaible in 1st page itself when we search in google search or any search engines.
While publishing the content in website we use desiging tools to make the website look and feel,so that more number of people readble.
Usage of tool like W3ANALYZER here w3 means www(world wide web).By using this tools we can find the number of users visting the website each day so by analyzing that we can improve the number of users by changing i.e confugration of website and the content and also the design.
We should encourage the feedbacks and cooments by the people through which we can know what the users wants so that we can improve the number of users.
By the SEO(Search Engine Optimization) and webanalytics tools we can know about the daily pageviews and number of users visting the website etc so that we can improve the content and and we can improve number of users visiting page.We can know the status of the webpage by using this tools.
Usage of online publishing is more effective and cheaper.

SEO and Webanalytics

What is Internet marketing?
It is also known as digital marketing, web marketing, online marketing, search marketing or e-marketing.It refers to marketing of products and services over the internet.
SEM(serach engine marketing) is a combination of SEO and PPC(pay per click).
SEO is organic and PPC is inorganic.
ON PAGE SEO( changes within our control) & OFF PAGE SEO(changes is not within our control).
BACKLINKS is incoming links to the website.
website analysis includes
           DONT INDEX(useless pages)
           NO FOLLOW
           NO INDEX
           NO ARCHIEVE
 *Accessability
*Primary content element integrity.
*Genral crawling items.
*Html source code
*Internal linking
*Main navigation element
*Redirects & server delivery
*Robot directives
*Site architechture.
*URL(uniform resource locater) structure.
*Main navigation elements
KEYWORD RESEARCH
Getting the mind of customer.
Google keyword tool.
Google trends
Google Adwords
Keyword effective index(KEI)(LONG KEYWORDS)
REDIRECTS
301-permanent redirect and 302 - temporary redirect
http://www.demoz.org/ is useful in seo part.
Internet officer
Server response tool.
List of http status code.
Site map(XML(extensible mark up language))-Search engines,
Google webmaster tool.
The blog which is writen i.e the content of the blog is saved and that url\robot.txt is saved after that google add url is pressed in the webmaster tool.
We can submit a site map.
Sitemap generator
Search engine saturation.
Seo centro
Page rank checker
Some of the websites regarding SEO includes
digg.com
NTA_TU
Directorycritic.com
silc:psattomey.com
mattcuts.com
seologs.com
TITTLE TAG
tittle tag should be range of 65-80.
keyword/brandname -It should not be grammitacally right.
PAGE RANK
number of backlinks,meta tag analyzer.
SITE:URL
LINK:URL
file type:docx resume
allin tittle:
allin url:
We should consider search engine ranking factors.
CLOAKING- https://www.text-link.ads.com/
IMAGE OPTIMIZATION
alt tag-describes description
Keyword density- http://validator.w3.org/
Robots.txt for special file.
for example
www.domainname.com/robots.txt
cononical/duplicate webcontent.