Beautiful raki days in school

The first rakshabandan when I was studying sixth class I guess my sanskrit sir called all school girls and boys…he distributed raki’s to girls…but only one raki for each girl….so I am in dilemma for whom I have to tie this…so I closed my eyes and thought who is the one in my classmates who take care of me like a sister…then to that person I tied raki and I was so excited about the gift also :P mostly if girls tie raki then boys gives the gift :)

After that for the sake of gifts only I use to tie raki’s…..

That day went to tution, while going I bought some raki’s and tied in found of gifts :P

When I am styding eighth…I tied raki to my brother for the first time ,after that I continued to tie raki to my brother but in found of gift :P

Another time when I was ninth standard in maths tution we all girls planned to tie a raki to boys..

Suddenly in tution we all tied raki’s to them all of them are shocked, the next day they bought gifts for us :)

After that our interaction was awesome,before that we always have some fighting’s with them but after that we became closer enough and had a great time.

When I am studying tenth ,I am in scouts and guides camp…the next day was raki festival so that day evening we bought some raki’s and for my bro also I bought raki so that I can tie him when I go to my home after camp.

Th next day morning, Rakhi festival day. we all assembled as usaual for a prayer but after the prayer they announced us to stay back, and suddenly they started distributing raki’s to girls and  sweets to boys, it was so much nice surprise…

All the guides(girls) in one row and all the scouts(boys) in one row,side to girls row..

We mostly don’t know each other’s because they are so many students from different schools…

It was really so exciting…we tied the raki’s to unknown and they gave sweet to us..:)

Because of that raki, the unknown became closer friend and brother J

After that we all had a great camp days..:)

Beautiful school raki days…

completed one year

Hi friends today i want to share my views regarding my experience in cognizant of those 365 days..(1 year)...............
Before joining the cognizant while in engineering i use to think about how the corporate life would be.......i would see in news and in my life time,,,that so many people who are working in corporate world will be so busy in their life,,,..so i use to think that i would also be so busy after joining the corporate world so i have to enjoy now itself...like that............But after joining cognizant i realized that it is not so..as i thought.....if you manage the time and work in a correct manner we can also enjoy our life as earlier days.........
I joined the cognizant on june 3 rd 2011.....i.e friday...i went to MEPZ(CHENNAI) for induction with my dad.In my whole college i was the only one who got joining date on june 3rd so i was so excited and nervous also......i dont know anyone............
After that we have been given an location i.e ASV SUN TECH park for training.
As chennai is not my home town i have to stay in hostel far away from my parents...it was the first time i was away with my parents in an unknown city...i was so nervous that how can i stay without my parents in this unknown city....but i have to stay.........1st week itself home sick so i went to my home and cried a lot that i wont stay in hostel ...and i am complaining like a small girl....just like how a small kid will be complaining to parents..i will not go to school.........
After that i consoled my self and moved on.....
But to stay in hostel it was so terrible....................
But,So many new friends in training...i have learnt so many new lessons....by staying in hostel i have learnt so many new things in life.............then slowly i started liking my work and people over there....and also my collegues and my roommates....

And i found out that my old friends i.e some of my college friends are also staying in chennai then..i met them and started enjoying .........
After training in ASV we have been deployed to DLF IT PARK (PORUR).From starting itself i was asking transfer to Hyderabad to stay with my family....but after 9 months i got transfer ro hyderabad luckily.But i was in mixed feeling when i got transfer....i was happy that i wiil be staying with my family and also sad that i have to leave my old colleagues and some friends and roommates.....
Now i am in hyderabad with my family .
Before i was in another domain, after coming to hyderabad i shifted to other domain...hyderabad is new to me...as with my family we recently shifted to hyd.
It is not my hometown before...but now it is my hometown....
A new challenge  now...i have to mix up here also....and i have to learn the new work.....and i have to mingle here..it took some time...but now i am happy i mixed very well here...yesterday JUNE 3RD 2012, i completed my one year with cognizant.
Cognizant working experience is so nice...it is an employee friendly company...and i am proud to be a part of it.

RACISM

Hi friends i am sharing a small story with you all please read it…..
This happened on TAM airlines.
A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man.
Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.
“What’s the problem, ma?” the hostess asked her
“Can’t you see?” the lady said – “I was given a seat next to a black man. I can’t seat here next to him. You have to change my seat”
- “Please, calm down, ma” – said the hostess
“Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I’m still going to check if we have any.”
The hostess left and returned some minutes later.
“Madam, as I told you, there isn’t any empty seat in this class- economy class.
But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn’t any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class.”
And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued
“Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class.
However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat next to an unpleasant person.”
And turning to the black man, the hostess said:
“Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class…”
And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet.”
Comment IF YOU ARE AGAINST RACISM!

HOW 2 RECOGNIZE A CITY

HOW 2 RECOGNIZE A CITY
Hi friends this is just for fun….:)
Read and have fun
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, then a fourth, and they start arguing about who’s right.
You are in Kolkata
______________________
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That’s Mumbai
______________________
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
That’s Delhi
______________________
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall
That’s Ahmedabad.
______________________
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight.But the fight doesn’t stop b’cos of a bug in the program.
That’s Bangalore
______________________
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like al this nonsense.
Peace comes in.
That’s Chennai.
______________________
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.
You are in Goa
______________________
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting.
Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting………….
……
……
You are DEFINITELY IN Hyderabad :ppppppppp Strange but True…Sudhar jao re poore ab to b….:)))

WORLD’s YOUNGEST MICROSOFT CERTIFIED PROFESSIONAL (MCP)

Hi friends today i read an article about WORLD’s YOUNGEST MICROSOFT CERTIFIED PROFESSIONAL (MCP) Arfa Karim Randhawa it is intresting so i am sharing with you all.
Arfa Karim Randhawa, born 1995 in Jatt Randhawa family was a student from Faisalabad in Pakistan, who in 2004 at the age of 9 years, became the youngest Microsoft Certified Professionals (MCPs) in the world, a title she kept until 2008. She was invited by Bill Gates to visit the Microsoft Headquarters in USA.
On returning to Pakistan, Arfa had numerous interviews on almost all of the country’s known television channels and newspapers. In August 2005, Arfa Karim received the Fatimah Jinnah Gold Medal in the field of Science and Technology, presented by the Prime Minister of Pakistan at that time. She also received the Salaam Pakistan Youth Award again in August 2005 by the President of Pakistan. Arfa Karim was also the recipient of the President’s Award for Pride of Performance. This is a very high level civil award granted to people who have shown excellence in their respective fields over a long period of time. Arfa is till now the youngest recipient of that award ever.
Arfa Karim had also represented Pakistan on various international forums, she was invited by the IT Professionals of Dubai for a stay of two weeks in Dubai. A dinner reception was hosted for her there, which was attended by the diagnostics of Dubai including the Ambassador of Pakistan. During that trip, Arfa was presented with various medals and awards. She also flew a plane in a flying club in Dubai at the age of 10, and received the first flight certificate.
In November 2006, Arfa was invited by Microsoft to be a part of the keynote session in the Tech-Ed Developers conference held in Barcelona. The theme of the conference was “Get ahead of the game” and Arfa was presented as a true specimen of being ahead of the game. She was the only Pakistani among over 5000 developers in that conference.
As of 2011, at the age of 16, Arfa Karim was studying at Lahore Grammar School Paragon Campus in her second year of A Levels. She suffered from cardiac arrest after an epileptic seizure on December 22, 2011 and was admitted to Lahore’s Combined Military Hospital (CMH) in critical condition.
On January 2, 2012 Pakistan Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani visited the hospital with his daughter Fiza Batol Gilani to inquire about the health of Arfa Karim Randhawa.
On January 9, 2012, Bill Gates, Chairman of Microsoft, has made contact with Arfa’s parents, and directed his doctors to adopt “every kind of measure” for her treatment.
On January 13, 2012, The condition of world’s youngest MCP Arfa Karim improved and some parts of her brain showed signs of improvement. Arfa fell desperately ill last month and doctors said she had suffered brain damage, leaving her in a coma at the Combined Military Hospital (CMH) in Lahore. Her father, Amjad Karim Randhawa, said Microsoft had raised the possibility of flying Arfa to the US for care.
On January 14, 2012 Arfa Karim Passed away at 9:50 PM (Pakistan Standard Time) at Combined Military Hospital (CMH) Lahore. She had remained in intensive care unit at Combined Military Hospital (CMH) after suffering an epileptic seizure and cardiac arrest a few weeks ago.
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About CardioLog web analytics tool

Hi friends I am in web programming domain now,i got transfer from Chennai from Web analytics team,in one of the Web programming project there is a need help about the CardioLog web analytics tool,so i gathered some of the information about CardioLog web analytics tool which is new to me so i am sharing this information with you all.

• CardioLog enterprise edition, saves data history for 5 years.
• It is an integrative solutio that offers monitoring and reporting for enterprise portals of various technologies Microsoft share point 2010,Microsoft share point 2007,Microsoft share point 2003.
• Unlike other Web analytics tools it offers statistical aggregations based on logical structure of the monitored environment as well as aggregations based on physical structure(URL address).
• It gives full support of integration with multiple Active Directories.

It offers:

• Data filtering by users & groups in Organization.
• Monitoring of portal events:views,updates,searches(various time intervals organizational hireacheal tree)
• Generation of queries about portal usage and displaying them as tables,charts,meters(guages) and distrubuting them as Web interface,Email,Sharepoint web parts.

It is designed for :

• IT managers
• Content managers

Monitoring Non SharePoint Websites:
1.Install Basic Agent: Monitors visitor behavior, code is placed in master page after closing head tag .
2.Custom tree web service: It is logic tree representing hierarchal structure. For Non SharePoint websites we have to specify the external web service to logical.
3.Monitoring a New Environment Check List: Verifying web site tree structure is according to XML Schema and also verifying custom tree web service returns a valid XML Response.

cardio log web analytics tool

Hi friends today i like to share a new thing i browsed today.....
Cardio log web analytics have a web site http://www.intlock.com/
This tool has advantages like:

• New reports package for SharePoint Internet Sites, including: traffic sources, navigation summary, IP drill down and more.
• A new state of the art web-based user interface and graphical charts.
• A full web analytics package which includes a unique JavaScript tracking mechanism designed for SharePoint.
• Full product localization support for English, German, French, and Spanish.
• Intuitive configuration wizard for quick integration with SharePoint 2010, 2007 and 2003.
• Seamless integration based on SharePoint's hierarchy, taxonomy, content, and user metadata.
• Advanced visitor segmentation, including integration with Active Directory, SharePoint user profiles, SharePoint audiences, and others custom organizational structures.
• Sub sites and documents reports-based, provided by a built-in tree view of the portal structure.
• Advanced real-time reporting and campaigns tracking - displaying the last hour of content views, link clicks, banner clicks, email referrals, and more.
• CardioLog is provided as an on-premise software solution which allows for full privacy and ownership of data.

It is used for Share point site...
The code integration for Non share point site???
CardioLog offers web analytics for non SharePoint web sites and external applications. Reporting for these sites relies on a predefined sitemap which is built according to the logical structure of the site.
Using the CardioLog SDK, visitor properties can be automatically imported from external sources - to be used for segmenting and grouping report data.

Hyd DLF first day

Today at 10.30 i reported in the HYD DLF office.
At morning 8 i woke up had bath,and eaten dosa with chatni (mom made) as i am in home....
My brother dropped me near HYD DLF office.It is probably takes half an hour time from my home to HYD DLF.Me and my colleague both got transfer ,so we both have to report in hyd...
I got confused where is phase 3 in DLF,i asked security over there...finally went there and got lift and went to 5th floor..there i waited for my colleague near 5th floor lift.
We met there and we both went to ODC to report there.We met the Manager and she asked about our training in Chennai and what we know like that after some time she gave us systems...so we used the system...and i updated my profile...
After some time she introduced us to our project manager,He also talked with us and enquired about our training in Chennai and what we know,and what is our knowledege on our shifted domain....(Web programming)
He said he will provide some basic training on domain and provide a mentor,and also introduced the previous batches employees who already had a training in Web programming.
I was little bit cool as i am from IT background and i knw basics of web programming..but i have revise through it....
And I met some of my friends who already in DLF HYD....and had a lunch .
After that i just browsed some of the basics of web programming....and chatted with friends...and so on...
At 5.30 my bro came to pick up me...as it was a first day..and i dont have any idea about HYD..but i will have after few days :) :)
At 6.00 i am in my home...writing this blog of experience of my first day in HYD DLF
It was preety cool :)

Transfer to hyd...

Hi friends from the starting onwards i was eagerly waiting to get transfer to my native place....But now i got transfer but have Mix up feeling..i am sad of leaving my old friends and my freedom there at the same time i am happy to be with my family,

I have been in chennai for 9 months...leaving my room mates and my colleague's. and some of the old friends who are in chennai........is little bit paining...i will definitely miss all of them...My parents are also waiting for me to come back to Hyderabad as i transferred they are really on the peak of happiness,,,,,


Really miss u guys(chennai)...happy to be with my family :)

Transferred to hyd is mix up feeling of sad and happy  :( :)

Tweet is so dangerous

Hi friends i just saw a article that a journalist arrested for a tweet i was shocked to know that….a tweet is so dangerous…
Journalist Arrested For Tweet Deported to Saudi Arabia……………
So i like to share a article with u all..the article says that….
New submitter cosmicaug writes with an update to yesterday’s report that journalist Hamza Kashgari had been arrested by Malaysian police acting on a request conveyed from the Saudi government via Interpol. Now, says the BBC, “Police confirmed to the BBC that Hamza Kashgari was sent back to Saudi Arabia on Sunday despite protests from human rights groups. Mr Kashgari’s controversial tweet last week sparked more than 30,000 responses and several death threats. Insulting the prophet is considered blasphemous in Islam and is punishable by death in Saudi Arabia. Mr Kashgari, 23, fled Saudi Arabia last week and was detained upon his arrival in the Malaysian capital Kuala Lumpur on Thursday.” Writes cosmicaug: “Sadly, the most likely outcome is that they are going to execute this man for three tweets.”    

How To Create a Search Engine Friendly site

Today when i am searching about how to create search engine friendly website…i found few optimized points which i like to share with u all…
1.Add text to your images,flas and videos.
2.Vaidate your html code
3.Create relevant tittle tags
4.Use straight html navigation links on your website
5.Eliminate apparent content duplication
6. Remove hidden text
So that our website will be ranked first and has a value.

Overview
§Search Engine Friendly Technology
§On Page Optimization
§Design Structure
§Structuring of Content
§XML Sitemaps

Search Engine Friendly Technology
ØValidated HTML and XHTML code
ØAdd Text to Your Images, Flash and Videos
ØUse Straight HTML Navigation Links on Your Website
ØCascading Style Sheets (CSS)
ØWordPress blog software

Structuring of Content
ØOrganize Content by Topic
ØProvide Valuable, Relevant, Unique Content
ØFrequent Content Development
ØEliminate Apparent Content Duplication
ØUse the language of your intended audience

XML Sitemap
§XML Sitemap allows webmasters to submit a master list of all their site’s pages to Google, Yahoo, MSN and Ask.com for indexing.
§The purpose of this Sitemap is to have the most recent version of your URL’s indexed in Google and others and at all times.
Having a XML Sitemap will speed up your ranking in the results pages

Sad story ..Are you with me?

Yesterday after completing my work in office ,i was going to my room ,on d way to my room i saw a two childerns crying a lot.I asked why they were crying then beside her one lady was there she told me the story of their mother….
 There mother went to collect pension money..,
but the govenment ignored to give pension to her..,
she begged and cryied out.., but they thrown her out side on the road.., she directly falls on big stone and died…,
but the two childrens they dont know that, her mother died..,
they crying for her mother…,
but you know that.., her pension is 200 rs per month….,
her life cost is 200 rs…, so is the life is cheaper than money…,
so friends…, i am begging & requesting you all.., dont waste ur money .., by unwanted partys.., start your new year with helping others..,
please share sum pocket money
party may give happy for sum time…, but helping poor people gives year time happy..,
but sad to say that…,friends do u know that…, no media and no political leader came to them…, so plz ley ur hand and say that poor people.., we are with you…,
So i am ready to give my 10% of salary for the poor people,what about you??Are you with me…?

For all software employees

Hi all today i saw a mail sent by my friend ,it was too funny so i am sharing with you all,….
Dress CodeIt is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
·         If we see gents wearing Reebok shoes or ladies carrying leather Gucci bags, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
·         If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
·         If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
Sick DaysWe will no longer accept a doctor’s certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Leave DaysEach employee will receive 52 personal days a year. They are called your weekly OFF. One each week. 52 weeks in a year.
Death Ceremony Leave (for acquaintances)This is not an excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the afternoon. You can go during your lunch break and come back immediately.
Death Ceremony Leave (for self)This may be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two week’s notice, and it is your responsibility to train your replacement.
Toilet Use – Section 147/AEntirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, all employees whose names begin with ‘A’ will go from 3:00 to 3:20, employees whose names begin with ‘B’ will go from 3:20 to 3:40 and so on. If you’re unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may SWAP their toilet time with a co-worker. Both employee’s supervisors must approve this exchange.
Toilet Use – Section 147/B (this is our favorite!)In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the bathroom stalls.
·         At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken 
·         After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the “Repeat Offenders category”.
·         Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be prosecuted under the company’s mental health policy.
Lunch BreakThis will now range from 5 minutes to 30 minutes according to the individual.
          
·         Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
·         Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal and maintain their average figure.
·         Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because they don’t need to eat anyway.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations and accusations should be directed elsewhere. Thank you.
 

Women creating history

In india previously women are inferior to men,but they are proving themselves as that they are equal to men.
Woman leads Indian Air Force contingent for the first time in history
Sneha Shekhawat from Sikar in Rajasthan on Thursday created history when she led the Air Force contingent at the 63rdRepublic Day par…ade becoming the first woman pilot to do so.
Flight Lieutenant Shekhawat was assisted by three other women Flying Officers Heena Pore, Anupam Chaudhary and Pooja Negi as the 144-strong Air Force contingent marched to the tunes of ‘Air Battle’.
She was cheered by thousands of spectators as the commentator mentioned that she is the first woman to lead an Air Force contingent in the 63-year-old history of the parade.
Shekhawat is at posted with the IAF squadron at Hindon air base.
She was the face of elegance and confidence as she led the 144-member strong Air Force contingent marching to the tunes of its band playing ‘Air Battle’

When to use page rank?when not to use page rank?

Use page rank:

• Rough indication of crawl new “link” property.
• For relevancy.
• Can be useful for components of other metrics.
• History can be useful.

Do not use page rank for :

• Understanding SERPs ranking.
• Evalulating link prospects.
• Reporting as key metric.

Page rank is for pagaes only ,it is not for domain pages.

Measure social media ROI using Google Analytics Goals & Segmentation

Hi friends today i had a video session on which i learned an intresting thing which i like to share with you all.
How to measure social media ROI using Google Analytics Goals & Segmentation:

• Know the real effect and socail media on your business.
• Quick reports to measure progress.
• Track any campaign

Access Facebook on any Mobile without the Internet

Now a days people cant live without facebook,it has became an important and necessity thing in their life.
The people in this world are currently greatly addicted to this fact called as Facebook. People nowadays are not even able to survive without Facebook.
The major gadget which people use to access Facebook is mobile phones.
But they feel that it would be great to have Facebook free of cost to any mobile phones.
Recently Facebook launched” Facebook for Mobile” which was not completely free too.
So people out there got frustrated with Facebook.
But now here is a solution for them.
This is an official thing that was made by Facebook India.
This thing works even on the oldest mobile ever made (Even on Nokia 1100).

Facebook in combination with Fonetwish has launched this service which can be accessed by any Indian mobile which runs on one of the following carriers:

·         Aircel
·         Airtel
·         Tata Docomo
·         Idea.

new update from Google Maps

Hi friends i saw a new update in google maps i like to share with you all.
Now google maps highlighting borders of the cities,postal codes & more.
A new feature added in the google maps,which is highlighting with a pink color which indicates the border of the cities.
We can view pinkish color highlight around the border.

"Terrorism and islam"

Hi friends today i read one article and i felt of sharing it with you all…and i to had same feeling which is in article……
I liked the answer of this Germaniun Muslim scholar when he was asked about terr…orism and Islam : He said : Who started the first world war ? Muslims ? Who started the second world war ? Muslims ? Who killed about 20 millions of Aborigines in Australia ? Muslims ?? Who sent the nuclear bombs of Hiroshima and Nagasaki ? Muslims ?? Who killed more than 100 millions of Indians in North America ? Muslims ?? Who killed more than 50 millions of Indians in south America ? Muslims ?? Who took about 180 millions of African people as slaves and 88% of them died and was thrown in Atlantic ocean ? Muslims ?? No , They weren’t Muslims!!! First of all, You have to define terrorism properly… If a non-Muslim do something bad..it is crime. But if a Muslim commit same..he is terrorist… So first remove this double standard…then come to the point!!! , . . . .
I  have seen the movie named “MY NAME IS KHAN”,i think mostly few of them watched it….in that also “Karan johar” explains very well about the matter which in the article above.

search friendly website tips

Today when i am searching about how to create search engine friendly website...i found few optimized points which i like to share with u all...

1.Add text to your images,flas and videos.
2.Vaidate your html code
3.Create relevant tittle tags
4.Use straight html navigation links on your website
5.Eliminate apparent content duplication
6. Remove hidden text

So that our website will be ranked first and has a value.

Intresting one please read it fully

Hi friends i found this story very intresting at last of the story u came to know one intresting point dont skip the story please read it fully ,so that u can enjoy….
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some yea! rs later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.
The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.
That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.
The man says, All right, all right. I’m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.
The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door.
Th! e man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key?
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door.
The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,………..silver, topaz, and amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door.
The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.
 . . But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.

Untold secrets by Jeff and Kane

Now jeff and kane telling about...

What a company need??
MAP
Company needs a  Map

• Need a starting point,
• Need an end(Desire state)
• We should know about the path and direction.

The two types of business:

• Private and service

Jargon points by Jeff & Kane

Jeff and Kane in the event in hyderabad told some of the jargon points to be noted:

• "You are always on stage" : Feel that you are always on stage so act like that,be interactive and speak fluently ,grab the opportunity.
• "Investors invest the team".:Ideas,plans will be there Execution is very important.
• "You can have an excuses or results??
• "smart work is not equal to success."
• "Give the customers what they want,not what they need."
• "The problems i think i have is not a problem"
• "Working hours is not equal to money".

Put this points in your mind and please think about it.

Shabbu Sha: INDUSTRY ROCKSTAR INDIA

Shabbu Sha: INDUSTRY ROCKSTAR INDIA: Hey guys today 26th jan people in hyderabad are celebrating Republic day as well as the Jeff and kane presence in hyderabad on the event IND...

INDUSTRY ROCKSTAR INDIA

Hey guys today 26th jan people in hyderabad are celebrating Republic day as well as the Jeff and kane presence in hyderabad on the event INDUSTRY ROCKSTAR INDIA in NOVOTEL hotel.

I am really very excited to be here and be a live blogger of this event.

Now time is running on , it is 10.20 in the morning ,the event is started ,the video was played about jeff and kane regarding the event.

The crowd in this event are enjoying the jeff and kane seminar,UNTOLD SECRETS OF INDUSTRY ROCKSTAR.

The crowd introducing themselves ,here most of them i guess are experienced people and want to open new company..so they are making best use of this seminar.

Now Jeff and Kane are interacting with the crowd,really so amazing , jeff and kane knows how to win the peoples heart.

They wished all on the occasion of Republic day.

After listening to the crowd now they said about the secret of "speaker" and "listener",which is very interesting to know.

Jeff and Kane are really awesome they are interacting with the people to make the event success,even for 1 sec i cant miss the seminar.

It is a great pleasure to be a part of this event.

I really thankful for giving me opportunity for live tweeting and live blogging of the event.

OpenLayers-Free maps to web

Hi ,i want to share this with you all...
OpenLayers is based on Pure javascript.
Example: http://openlayers.org/dev/examples/

• OpenLayers is a pure JavaScript library for displaying map data in most modern web browsers, with no server-side dependencies.
• OpenLayers is Free Software, developed for and by the Open Source software community.
• It provides an API for building rich web-based geographic applications similar to Google Maps and Bing Maps.
• OpenLayers is intended to separate map tools from map data so that all the tools can operate on all the data sources.
• OpenLayers is used by OpenStreetMap project for its “Slippy Map” map interface. http://www.openstreetmap.org/
• The library includes components from the Rico JavaScript library and the Prototype JavaScript Framework.
• OpenLayers Load map data from many sources:
  Google Maps
  Yahoo! Maps
  Virtual Earth
  ArcGIS Server
  Web Map Service
  Web Feature Service
  OpenStreetMap
  UMN MapServer
  MapGuide Open Source
  GeoServer
  ka-Map
  World Wind servers
  GeoRSS, KML, GML, and GeoJSON support

New To Open Layers - http://trac.osgeo.org/openlayers/wiki/NewToOpenLayers
Source:
http://www.openlayers.org/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenLayers

site catalyst reporting

THE SITE METRICS(MEASURES) INCLUDES :

•  Page views

The number of page views viewed is measured.

• visits

The number of visits for the page.

• visitors

The number of visitors viewed by the visitors.

• time spent for visists

The visitors time spented in the page.

• purchases

The purchases done.

• shopping cart

The shopping cart(online shopping)

• custom events        

The events(actions) took place.     

Beencounter

Beencounter can access browser history files, and provides interesting insights into the audience – What are the sites user visits (before and after coming to our site)
”beencounter is doing something surprisingly simple: they are taking advantage of a known hack of the browser Document Object Model (DOM) that identifies URLs that have been previously visited. The way this manifests normally is showing visited links on a page as a different color than unvisited links. You can also see this information if you open your browser history.”

veb analytics-funnel analysis

Hi in Web analytics(vebanalytics) funnel analysis is used.
Funel analysis is the new term i have learnt today in web analytics , so  i am sharing this….
Funnel analysis allows you to measure web conversions of you site. Our funnel experts monitize your sales,leads to increase your conversion rate.
WE CAN VIEW SOME MORE INFORMATION IN THIS BELOW LINK :
http://www.vebanalytics.com/funnel-analysis.php?mid=536

DATA MINING(NON LINAR REGRESSION)

NON LINEAR REGRESSION:
DATA:Different types of data
Time series data for instancetemparature at a given location,unemployment in different location number.
Expermentation data for instance labaurity experimentation data.
Analysis of data leads to modelling of data
Satellite data,satellite is a big source of data it comes 4 times a day in a location.

THEORITICAL KNOWLEDGE OF DATA MINING

Model is Process based
Z(T)=Z(O)+V
Model is Emperical based
y=ax+b
Traffic analysis experimentation(collecting data and target people)
y=ax(2)+bx+c (it is Emperical non linear)
Linear/non linear regression
z(i)=h(x(i))    [z=h(x) (scalar)]
for example z(1)=h(x(1))
                         z(2)=h(x(2))
                         z(3)=h(x(3))……and so on
h can be…
h=ax(2)+bx+c
h=a(e(bx))
h=alog(x/b)
h=ax+b
here a,b,c are not known

• One way to linear module can analyze.
• Many ways to non linear module can analyze.

Temparature data(data mining)

Tommorow temparture is predicted i.e predictive analysis or predictive datamining or Astrologist.
In this Percentage of error depends on parametrs and the data,which is known as Senstivity analysis.
SENSITIVITY ANALYSIS
J(x)=1/2E(i=1tom)[z(i)-h(x(i)](square)
Here there are two methods i.e Direct method and Replace of orginal method.
Direct method is
dj/dx=[z-h(x)  dh(x)/d(x)]=0
where z-h(x) and  dh(x)/d(x) is non linear which is solved by numerical method i.e newtons method.
Replace the original problem by appropriate problem by liner which is orginal exactly.
Consider the base point of the curve as Xc
h(x)=h(Xc+(X-Xc))
h(x)=h(Xc+delta^) where delta=X-Xc
h(x)=h(Xc)+deltadh(Xc)/d(x)    By taylors method
thus J(x)=1/2(Zx-h(x))square     here X is operating point
        J(x)=1/2[Zi-h(Xc)+h!(Xc)delta]square
       J(delta)=1/2[Gi-h(Xc)delta]square this is linear equation.
      dJ/ddelta=[Gi-h!(Xc)delta]h!(Xc)=0
     Gih!(Xc)=[h!(Xc)]square delta
    delta=Gih!(Xc)/[h1!(Xc)]square
                         which is an optimal value of delta.
If delta is 10^-3 the next iteration is differ for 3 times

Environment ,Health & Safety

Environment refers not only to pollutions or surrounding places it also refers to people behaviour surrounded by you,which is important in corporate world.
Good environment refers to good work in corporate industry.
Health plays a major role,as Health is Wealth.
In corporate industry unknowingly we get health hazards :

Combination of the likelihood of an occurrence of a hazardous event or exposure(s) and the severity of injury or ill health that can be caused by the event or exposure(s)

Some every day sources of health hazards are :
Fire,Material handling,pollutions,electric shocks, Unhygenic environment,Accidents.
Mainly the usage of system(PC) should be known.
Mouse handling,distance of monitor from our eyes,posture of body while sitting in chairs before Computer systems.
Safety is of paramount importance.
Mainly safety of life after that property.
precautions to be taken before,and insurance must be there for a company(industry).

Real time Reports

Google Analytics now contains a series of real-time reports that measure what’s happening on the site in real time - http://cutroni.com/blog/2011/09/29/google-analytics-real-time-real-time-data-for-real-time-decisions/
Google analtytics is updating day by day….

Go Green

Nature is a Gods gift we have to preserve it,maintain it.
Nature provides all the necessities of life for a human being such as water,air,energy and so on.
Without this basic necessities a human bein cant lead their life.
Reuse,Recycle,Retrain the 3Rs should be done for all the nature products.
We have to save our environment for our sake itself not for others sake….Cant we do it??Ask your self?
What is the need of Go Green?

• Rapid growth of population making the natural resouces less and polluted,
• Dwindling natural resources,
• Accelerating development in populas countries,
• Climate change,
• Alarming increse of Carbon emissions and so on.

Role of industry to maintain environment and to create a sustainble society,Contribute to better future.
It is not a time to think it is a time to Act.
Reduce the paper waste.
Conserve energy.
Sampling trees or tree plantation.
pollution reduction.
Actions are better than just telling by words…
NOW I AM  PROMISE MYSELF I WILL SAVE MY ENVIRONMENT AND CONSERVE ENERGY AND PLANT A TREES…ARE U??????????

Doctor! doctor!

Hi friends………
see this 20 points that a doctor have……..and do…….
just for fun….
1.The stethoscope
2. They can give you the gift of “missing them” because they are always at work
3. They can give you a free medical consultation
4. You save yourself the embarrassment of going to a doctor with a water infection!!
5. They are smart!!
6. They know their anatomy well (know what works and where)
7. They are heavy weight party people in the weekend
8. Let’s play doctor!!
9. They are well trained to listen.
10. They know how you feel, or at least pretend to!!
11 They always have a strange new story to tell.
12 They offer you a tissue when you feel like crying (it is a reflex).
13 They can stay up all night if you want them to.
14 They can guide you in the gym.
15 Money!!! (Although they work long hours for it)
16 Free medical samples!!
17 They are unshockable!!!
18 They know what you want to hear and say it!!
19 They always try to dress nice!!
20 They are trained in breaking bad news in a nice way.

Types of page rank

Hi….i  found  this information is new for me ,i dont know that in page rank also types will be there,so i am sharing with you all.
In SEO page rank is not so useful as earlier it was.
There are two types:

• Real page rank
• Toolbar page rank

Real page rank

• It is on scale 0-1
• It is updated multiplily
• It trigger daily

Tool bar page rank

• It is on scale of 0-10.
• It is based on log scale.
• It is updated randomly

Basic variables in omniture tool

 Omniture is a tool which is used for tracking purpose,in this we use variables,
Basic type of variables which used in custom implementation are :

• s.Props

               (s.Prop1,s.Prop2,........s.Prop75)
                Custom traffic purpose this variable is used.

• s.eVars

               (s.eVar1,s.eVar2,........s.eVar75)
               For conversion variables this variable is used.

• s.events

               (s.event1,s.event2,........s.event75)
               For counter purpose this variable is used.

some known but unknown knowledge

• Three quaters of fish caught all through the world are eaten ,the rest are used to make things like glue,soap,margarine and fertilizer.
• The word "chincherinchee" is the only known word that has one letter occuring once,two letters occuring twice and theree letters occuring thrice.
• The femaale lion does more than 90%of hunting while the male simply prefers to rest.
• There are more than 2,700 langusges spoken in the world.
• The tomoto is the world's popular fruit,selling more than bananas and oranges!
• The oldest encyclopaedia in existence was written in the 1st century by Roman scholar Pliny the Elder.His encyclopaedia, called Natural History has 37 volumes.
• The  world's average egg consumption per capita is 230.
• The world's first stone lighthouse was lit by only 24 candles!
• About 800 movies are released annually in India,about twice the output of Hollywood.

Unrecognized clashe issues in ranking of the website

Genarally we think that we have done SEO(search engine optimization) correctly and Web analytics part correctly but also the website rank in google is not coming as much as effort done by us.Mostly all of us have a doubt in their mind for the above question.Why we are not geeting the google rank below 10?or 20?Why our website is not coming on first few pages?
             The answer for this is there may be some clashe issues which is unrecognized by mostly all of us i.e in the Ip Address.
Clashe issues in the Ip Address for instance
                  if Ip Address of ours is 10.10.10.100
                                           others is 10.10.10.101
then the clash will occur.
The ranking will not have any change because of this issue even with SEO and Web analyist.

seo all factors of example VIT website

It is the process of improving the visibility of a webpage in search engines.
consider an example of VIT www.vit.ac.in 
1.Google page rank-6/10
2.Domain details-(whois record)
3.server details(server status)
4.alexa rank-43906
5.number of pages indexed-
     google-5250
     yahoo-4920
     bing-160
6.on page factors
TITLE-VIT UNIVERSITY, Vellore, Tamilnadu - 632 014, India.
Meta tags-
a)Keywords used-
      VIT, University, VIT university, vellore, institute, technology, colleges, engineering, students, undergraduate, graduate, research, excellence, degree, degrees, departments, computer science, electrical science, school, schools, science, humanities, business, education, biotechnology, bioscience, arts, commerce.
b)Description:
       Vellore Institute of Technology today profoundly known as VIT, comprises seven schools offering 17 undergraduate programmes and 28 post graduate programmes. It also offers research programmes leading to M.Phil and Ph.D degrees.
7.off page factors
•Competitors: Banaras hindu university
•Recommendations:
           a)It needs to include more back links.
           b)They should use flash.
           c)They should include more images.
•Backlinks:
        Google: 171
•Competitors backlink :
        Google:  238
         

Too good!!! Do read it once

When I was a kid, my Mom liked to make food for dinner and every now & then I remember she used to cook for us. One night in particular when she had made dinner after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my Mom placed a plate of bread jam and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I was waiting to see if anyone noticed the burnt biscuits !!But Dad just ate his biscuit and asked me how was my day at school. I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember I heard Mom apologizing to dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said:"Honey, I love burned biscuits."Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said,"Your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she was really tired. And besides... A burnt biscuit never hurts anyone but harsh words do!"You know, life is full of imperfect things... and imperfect people.... I'm not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else. What I've learned over the years, is that learning to accept each others faults and choosing to celebrate each other's differences, is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship. Life is too short to wake up with regrets... Love the people who treat you right and have compassion for the ones who don't. ENJOY LIFE NOW:)It has an expiry date..:)takecare.

woodcutter story

Hi friends today i read a story it was very intresting so i like to share with you all...
Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man) If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if it’s a male then feel proud of after reading it!

“One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?”

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, “Yes.”

The Lord was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?”

“Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!”

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE “Is this your wife?” the Lord asked..

“Yes,” cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. “You lied! That is an untruth!”

The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said ‘no’ to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ. Then if I said ‘no’ to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said ‘yes,’ you would have given me all three.

Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT’S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE .”
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it! - “WE ARE HONEST LIARS!!!!!!”?

Useful information while Blackout Your Site

Sometims website owners want to take there website offline for the server maintainence,but how google take see this websites,which will hurt so how to guide this?
Blacout:503 HTTP status code.
Webmasters return a 503 http header for the URL's which are participating in blackout.By which crawling rate will drop and the content wont be indexed.But blackout does not cause long term problem it can be recovered fairly.
For example if you want to block only some pages on the website or portion of the site then dont forget the robot.txt file status code is not changed to 503.And some think that if we are blocking then why cant we change the robot.txt file to Dissallow status,it is a wrong thinking dont do like this this wil cause the long term problem and crawl rate will be drooped.
Thus, keep simple and dont change too many things,especially dont change DNS settings,robot.txt file contents.keep settings as constant.

Article ranking factors

• Fresh and new

Content should be fresh and new,so that rank will be good.

• Duplication and noveity detection.
• Local/personal relevancy.
• Trusted sources.
• Submitting sitemap helps to increase rank.
• Optimization of multimedia content

Optimization of multimedia content means using the best images mostly jpeg is preferrable.

seo tips

Hi friends some of the SEO tips which will make website rank first..........

• Use images in your webiste,while using images specify appoprate filename,title and alternate text.
• Optimize your personal link,the link should be small and appropriate.
• Create a google+ page for your website,mention your website URL in the google+ page.
• Create a youtube channel for your website,download links,Add new links with URL.
• Make affiliate links NOFOLLOW.

Relationship page to target : NOFOLLOW

• Use plugin: prittylink .
• Make default link as Permanent.

website protection

Hi friends mostly we fell that when we are posting some content or information that is copied and used by others very easily by cut-copy-paste.so our website is not protected,for the website protection and content protection there is an ACT called DMCA(Digital Millennium Copyright Act).

I dont know about this ACT i came to know today itself i thought it is very intresting and may be like me so many dont know about this so i am sharing this information.

Website protection is foremost important,now a days duplication is very easy and by that mostly all are in trouble.

Referral traffic

1.Writing BLOGS about this site and the information of the site.

2.Write BLOGS on the main links of this site and also promiting it on social media web sites or link building sites
like
   facebook.com,
   delicious.com,
   digg.com,
   fark.com,
   reditt.com,
   oneview.com,
   slashdot.org,
   diigo.com,
   jumptags.com,
   newsvine.com,
   a1-webmarks.com

3.Publish an information of that site as an article in article directiories and include links.

4.Add links to this site on wikepedia on relevant section like
if the information based on technology it should be included in the technology community section.

5.Including more user friendly options if they like any information they can email it to their friends,
and give their comments and feedback,and they can give vote.

6.Include the blog on "Add to Favourites".

7.Publish the directiories on free directiores like
   Freewebdirectory.com,
   Rightwingeye.com etc...


8.In cognizant.com the information,photos and videos are there and share it so referral traffic increases.

Competitive analysis

competitive analysis is a part of web analytics analysis.
To do competitive analysis we have to compare the competitive companies web sites.
we can use the websites like google trends,compete.com,alexa.com,socialmention.com,google adplanner,hypergurl.com,google insights,xenu,vizisense.
Through which we can know about the  unique visiors,user engagement,presence of social media networks,top keywords,top key phrases,about strength,sentiment passion and reach.
we can get the information like world wide rank,daily visiors,daily pageviews,site search.
we can also find the traffic 30 day and 90 day average.
we can find the traffic geography across the different countries.
we can find visits and distribution of visits upstream and downstream.
we can also find annual traffic statistics like daily traffic rank trend,daily reach,daily page views,bounce rate,time on site,search visists and search traffic.
Through the alexa.com,socialmention.com,compete.com,google trends,google adplanner,hypergurl.com we can do the analysis and we can get some general obseravations through which we can know the competive analysis.
And by using google page rank checker we can find the google page rank .
Through site:url we can find the search engine saturation,and link:url we can find the link popularity.

technology turns to teachalogy

Education  is the term which became the basic need like food shelter and clothes.
technology is turns to teachalogy.
Quality of the education system in india has been lagging for quite some times now in comparison to the quantity.
Education is the groundwork based on which any country can progress and develop.
most of the technology is used in education field like projectors,computers,mobiles,laptops etc……as technology is turned to teachalogy

To Achieve Your Dreams, Remember Your A to Z

Hi all just check it out….
Avoid negetive sources.
Believe in yourself.
Consider things from every angle.
Dont give up.
Enjoy life today.
Family and Friends are hidden tresures,enjoy with them.
Give more than you planeed to.
Hang on to your dreams.
Ignore those who tries to discourage you.
Just do it.
Keep trying no matter how hard it.
Love yourself first and most.
Make it happen.
Never lie or cheat.
Open eyes see things as they really are.
Practice makes perfect.
Quitters never win, and winner never quit.
Read ,study and learn about everything.
Stop procrastinating.
Take control of your own destiny.
Understand yourself to better understand others.
Visualize it.
Want it more than anything.
Xcellerate your effots.
You are unique of all god’s creations, nothing can replace you.
Zero in on your target and go for it.

w3analyzer technology

Technology is increasing day by day.Just like the basic needs, technology is becoming very important in a life.
For example the “surface computers-multi touch system.”
 W3 ANALYZER

The ‘W3Analyser’ includes three components namely

• web tracker,
• hit counter , and
• real-time detailed web statistics.

Just by inserting a simple piece of code on a web page it will be possible to analyze and monitor all the visitors to the website in real-time.

When someone visits the website, the small piece of code is executed and the visitor’s public details (IP address, browser, operating system, referrer, page title and URL etc) are analyzed and stored for reporting to the website owner later.

The website owner has control on which pages he/she wants to track just by placing the code in required pages.

java fun

class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
                                                                    
 double styles;
 short skirts;
 long time_to_understand_problems;
 float mind;
 void knowledge();
 char non_co_operative;
};


                                                                      
class Married_female_Software _Professional
{ 
                                                                  
 double weight;
 short tempered;
 long gossips;
 float hopes;
 void work();
 char unstable;
};



class Female_Engaged_software _professional
{ 
                                                                    
 double time_on_phone;
 short attention_on_work;
 long boast;
 float on_cloud_nine;
 void understanding();
 char edgy;
};



class Indian_Newly_Married_software _professional
{ 
                                                                    
 double dinner_invitations;
 short time_at_work;
 long lunch_breaks;
 float talks;
 void bank_balance();
 char hen_pecked;
};
  

                                                                  
class Indian_husband_wife_software _professional
{ 
                                                                    
 double income;
 short temper;
 long time_no_see;
 float new_software_company;
 void love();
}; 


                                                                  
Class Guy_who_wrote_this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();

}                             

some English facts

• "Stewardesses" Is the longest word typed with only the left hand .
• And "lollipop" Is the longest word typed with your right hand.
• No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
• "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
• Our eyes are always the same size from birth,But our nose and ears never stop growing.
• The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" Uses every letter of the alphabet.
• The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' , and 'level' Are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
• There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous
• There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
• TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
• A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
• A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
• A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
• A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
• A snail can sleep for three years.
• Almonds are a member of the peach family.
• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
• Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
• February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
• In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
• If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
• Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
• Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!
• Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
• The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
• The cruise liner, QE 2 moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
• The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
• The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
• There are more chickens than people in the world.
• Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
• Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
• Bonus!! All the ants in Africa weigh more than ALL the Elephants!!
• Now you know (a little) more than you did before!!

The Great Indian Inventions

Always order soup 1 by 2 (invented in India). That way you get more if you had ordered 1 soup with an extra bowl.    - When ordering sugar cane juice, first insist on no ice cubes . However after the first few sips, ask for the ice cubes with a straight face.   - Ask for extra puri when you are just finishing your bhel or sev-puri. It is absolutely ok !   - Ask for pani after finishing Gol-gappa. It is good for health.   - Ask for free cucumber / boiled aloo after you have eaten and paid for your sandwich. Remember ~ after you have paid. - Sample all the ice cream flavours free at Natural Ice Cream and then order Sitaphal. - When buying peanuts or groundnuts or Chana-Chor-Garam it is ok to keep on munching freebies from the display area till the time your order is getting packed. It is your birthright !   - At most Mughlai restaurants  you can make a small meal with the free Papad, peanuts, onions, pickles and chutney so you can skip the starters. - Always ask for free sherbet after you have super sucked your Kala Khatta Gola back into ice. - It is absolutely ok to pocket the free toothpicks, mint packets and fenugreek seeds served at restaurants - to be used later while walking down to catch the the car, rickshaw, bus, train or Flight.   - Do not tip more than 2 % of your total bill, however excellent the services. Anything more than that will result in heart failure of the poor waiter. Also we don't want you guys to spoil him as we have to live with them after you guys leave. - Lastly do not forget to give 'MISSED CALL ' ( a concept invented by the Indians)

Amazing Facts About Snow

Did you know that each winter one septillion (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) of snow crystals drop from the sky and that it takes about a million little droplets to make one snowflake? As common as it might seem at first glance, snow is actually a very complex type of precipitation. If you are wondering which is the world’s largest snowflake or what is the record for the greatest snowfall in the United States, you have landed on right page. Here are my Top 10 fascinating facts about snow:

                                                        10. Funny Snow Terminology